Tuesday, April 19, 2005
I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day
When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.
In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.
In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
| I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. |
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
# posted by Megalofyia @ 9:28 PM 
